my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
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why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
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why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
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I’m not done talking about this kid.
If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.
Imagine:That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.
Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.
Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.
Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.
Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.
But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.
/rantLet’s be honest.
If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.
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