why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
I’m not done talking about this kid.
If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.
That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.
Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.
Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.
Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.
Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.
But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.
Let’s be honest.
If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.